Do Julia (NUGGITS2) and Jovan (KATARA) have a secret romance brewing under the radar? Souces close to the two say, “No, Jovan is definitely gay. He does not and has never had feelings for Julia.” But other sources say, “They’ve been talking an awful lot lately. I think Julia has strong feelings for Jovan, but it’s also possible that it’s just a cover-up for her real homoerotic relationship with Rachel (BLACKMORMON).” Can you say PLOT TWIST? And is Jovan aware that his heart is being used as a plaything by Julia? More importantly, is Rachulia (Or Jachel, you decide!) legitimate? We’ll have to wait and see.
We all know Rachel Waring (BLACKMORMON) has recently been FRIENDZONED by ex-boyfriend Manny Pimentel. But is she now desperate for a rebound relationship? Sources say yes, after Jovan (KATARA) posted a screenshot of a Facebook convo between the two (they’re friends, sources say) in which Rachel exclaims “Why am I single? I’m such a catch.” Hmmm….
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THE REAL MEMBERS OF THE ILLUMINATI
- BLACKMORMON (11 LETTERS)
- JOVAN KATARA (11 LETTERS)
- LAINE FARLEY (11 LETTERS)
- DEVON REILLY (11 LETTERS)
- MEGAN FFFCUK (11 LETTERS)
- Also: GOSSIPGRAN (RELATIONSHIP TO ILLUMINATI TBA)
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Secret hookup between tumblr users JULZACHU (Julz) and PRINCEOFPANCAKES (deleted; Murphy). Rumors flew that the two hooked up in a hotel bathroom in New York over the weekend, but they may not be trusted. However, the two did share a lot of kisses in full view of the camera in a Tinychat this weekend, according to several witnesses. We’ll see….
According to SADDEER (Laine)’s facebook, her Aunt Beatrice recently passed away. R.I.P and send our regards to your family from the internet, Laine! :(
I don’t know why I’m posting this. It’s a slow news day.
Avoid the asparagus!
Popular tumblr user MLETING (Jake) has a fractured leg! He was hit by a car and is currently in a hospital. (This information was acquired from an anonymous submitter’s facebook news feed.) Please wish him well and sign his virtual cast in his ask box. Get better Jake, we love you!